Uncommon Reason
Once upon a time, there was a land known as Uncommon Reason. Actually at one point, the land was called Common Sense, but with the decline in the commonality of Common Sense, the few people still possessing the ability to reason decided that the rest of the population wouldn’t notice the name change as long as it was done as part of Hair Fish Day. What pray tell is Hair Fish Day? It just happens to be the important of holidays. Everyone knows about Hair Fish Day and celebrates it without question on the second blue Tuesday each year. Because the first blue Tuesday tends to be very close to a certain NFL game played on a Super Sunday and as more holidays make for happier people, it is on the second blue Tuesday that Hair Fish Day is celebrated.
The rules in Uncommon Reason were rather simple. Most people laughed at the silly nature of the rules. Everyone learned the rules before they went to school and even when they didn’t always want to, people knew they had to play nice.