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May 15, 2002

In the Paper

Me, published in the newspaper. I was trying to write a letter to the editor and it got a little out of control. I used to have a paper route and deliver this paper.

Lifeguards have tougher job than it first appears
COLUMN

While many people might feel that being a lifeguard is an easy job, I have to disagree. From the outside, getting paid to sit in a chair and get a suntan might seem like what is going on, but that is not all that is happening. The people who are hired to sit in those chairs and to walk around the pool are responsible for the lives of all the people who choose to come to the pool that day. Being a lifeguard might not always be hard physically, but mentally it is very taxing to stay focused and alert. As a guard, you know that if you lose your concentration and are slow to react or notice a situation, someone could die. Having the lives for 200+ people rely on your concentration is not something that is easy to do hour after hour and it gets tiring rather quickly. The last thing anyone wants is a tired lifeguard on duty. When someone gets into trouble at a pool, the reaction time of the lifeguard can be the difference between life and death.

I worked as a lifeguard at Aumiller Pool for three summers and then spent four years working as a lifeguard and assistant pool manager in Columbus.

I understand that cost cutting measures might need to be taken. At the same time, I feel that before it is assumed that cutting into the lifeguards' "breaks" is the solution for staffing the concession stand, some thought should be taken as to whether it will effect the lifeguards' ability to recover during their breaks. A tired lifeguard can lead to dangerous situations. Studies have shown that driving a car while tired is almost as bad as driving a car while drunk. Lifeguard fatigue is something that should be of serious concern when making the decision to remove or lessen the amount of time allotted for your lifeguards as breaks. Dealing with a bunch of people demanding items from a concession stand is not a break for a lifeguard. Finding a quiet place to hide for a few minutes where you are not required to watch anyone is a lifeguard's true break.

If it is decided to staff the concession stand with lifeguards, please keep in mind that on the really hot days, lifeguard breaks are already minimized, because more guards are needed to watch the pool, whether by staffing the optional guard station and/or by patrolling around the pool on foot. Perhaps rather than adding a concession employee, increase the number of guards on duty by one and make the concession stand a part of the rotation, but do not assume that having the guards staff the concession stand on their break continues to constitute a break. It does not.

A public swimming pool is an investment made by the community. It encourages children and parents to be active. It keeps children from being idle in the summer, which keeps them from getting into other mischief and keeps them under supervision. I do not advocate that children be dropped off at public swimming pools as a substitute for parental supervision (lifeguards are not supposed to be underpaid baby-sitters), but a public swimming pool is easily a central theme for an active summer away from the classroom.

I spent many summers at Aumiller Pool. I learned to swim there, taking the lessons offered by the Red Cross. I later became a lifeguard and practically lived there for three summers. I hope this valuable piece of Bucyrus continues to be used and cherished by the community. I have many fond memories of Aumiller Pool and I hope that many more children will be able to say the same thing in the years to come.

RedJen, 30, is a graduate of Bucyrus High School. After moving to Columbus to attend and graduate from the Ohio State University, she relocated to Raleigh, N.C., where she has been employed as a Software Engineer since 1997.

Originally published Tuesday, February 25, 2003

May 16, 2002

100 Things about me?

  1. I was born and raised in Bucyrus, Ohio
  2. I am the oldest of 5 children
  3. My youngest sister is 18 years and 2 days younger than I am
  4. I am 5'7"
  5. I have blue eyes
  6. I have red hair
  7. I am 34 years old
  8. My Astrological signs: Gemini Sun, Scorpio Moon, Libra Rising
  9. I have great legs
  10. I live more than 500 miles away from my family
  11. I miss my family every day
  12. I have a 10 year old cat named Omega
  13. I adopted Blue at the end of July 2004
  14. I adopted Mya in January 2005
  15. I didn?t live alone until I was almost 25 years old
  16. I fear being seen as weak
  17. I have a hard time telling people that I need them
  18. I like helping people
  19. I love to cook
  20. I like cars with big engines
  21. I lived in the Ohio State University football stadium for 2 years
  22. I was a lifeguard for 9 years
  23. I have a degree in Mathematics
  24. I took my second calculus class four times before I passed
  25. I was engaged for almost a year
  26. I have never been married
  27. I like being logical
  28. I am a software engineer
  29. I like designing business logic
  30. I am a good listener
  31. I usually give good advice
  32. I do not feel it is my place to judge anyone else?s life
  33. I believe people should be trusted until they prove otherwise
  34. My instincts are almost always right
  35. I am Catholic, but I don?t go to church as often as I should
  36. I read a lot
  37. I feel most peaceful at the beach
  38. I can get a suntan (either that or my freckles all meld together and it looks the same)
  39. I can put a computer together by myself
  40. I sometimes get depressed
  41. I like sour tastes
  42. I have a problem falling asleep when the room is silent
  43. I like sports
  44. I buy Ohio State football tickets every year and give them away
  45. I wanted to be a lawyer until I went to college
  46. I worked 3 jobs to put myself through college
  47. I have never been outside of the United States
  48. I like to be challenged
  49. I have a real fear of failure
  50. People who don?t know me, can?t read me
  51. I am fiercely loyal
  52. I can keep a secret
  53. I am a romantic
  54. I am not a morning person
  55. I go the gym every morning before I go to work
  56. The scent of vanilla makes me sneeze
  57. I have been in an abusive relationship
  58. I finally hit back
  59. It took more than 5 years before I didn?t flinch when the person I was dating raised their voice
  60. My mother looks a lot like me when she has her hair and makeup done
  61. My Fair Lady & Yankee Doodle Dandy are favorite movies from my childhood
  62. MSG, natural gas and extreme tension are migraine triggers for me
  63. I dread having my picture taken
  64. I am a person you want around in a crisis
  65. When things go well, I have a hard time giving myself credit
  66. I am getting better at accepting compliments
  67. If you tell me what outcome you need, I can help you figure out how to get there
  68. I like practical, useful solutions
  69. I am good at spatial puzzles (the amount of stuff I can fit into a fixed space amazes people)
  70. I can be extremely articulate
  71. I am good at taking what one person says and explaining it so that another person understands
  72. I can?t sleep if there is an open closet it in the room
  73. When I was 5, I had a dream that an evil clown jumped out of my closet and chased me around the kitchen table in my grandmother's house with a knife
  74. I am not fond of clowns
  75. I do not collect carousel horses on purpose
  76. I admire people who can honestly write about their feelings and make them public
  77. I admire people who refuse to be held back by their situation and choose instead to take control of their lives
  78. I prefer to assume that strangers have good reasons behind their actions, no matter how crazy they may appear
  79. I choose how I react to my surroundings
  80. I place a premium on controlling my emotions
  81. I tend to frustrate people who look for large emotional responses
  82. I have a temper to match my hair color
  83. I have 2 tattoos
  84. It takes a lot to make me loose my temper
  85. I took piano lessons as kid and I can still read music
  86. I can "touch" type
  87. Typing was probably the best class I was ever forced to take
  88. Personal independence is important to me
  89. I like being around people
  90. I am naturally an introvert
  91. I refuse to let being shy keep me from trying new things
  92. I can act the part of an extrovert at work
  93. I like to think things through before stating my opinion
  94. I would rather be silent than ignored, but I'm getting to the point where I refuse to be silent
  95. I designed the logo used by Ohio State's Buck-I-Robics fitness program
  96. I helped start the aqua aerobics program at Ohio State (http://www.ohiostaterecsports.org/program/bir/index.htm)
  97. I have been published as a guest columnist in my hometown newspaper
  98. I was trying to write a letter to the editor
  99. About half way through the article, my mom read the bi-line and realized it was me
  100. This was hard for me, but I'm glad I did it...
  101. Want more? Read on...

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Reviews

This list is in the order in which I read the books. Series books are grouped together, rather than being separated. Most of these can be found at www.Amazon.com or at your local library.

  • A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin - If you like high epic fantasy, read this book and then keep going until you finish all the existing books in this series (A Song of Ice and Fire). A word of warning, don't get attached to any of the characters. The only negative thing I can say about these books is that only the first three have been published at this point. The fourth book is expected in late 2003.
  • A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin - Book 2 of A Song of Ice and Fire
  • A Storm of Swords by George R. R. Martin - Book 3 of A Song of Ice and Fire
  • Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury - What a creepy carnival!
  • Hannibal by Thomas Harris - Sequel to The Silence of the Lambs, I personally thought the ending of this book was a phony "made to be a movie" ending, that didn't have anything to do with the characters. I could see the screen fade to black in my mind's eye, then fade back in after 10 years have passed and the characters act like they've been replaced by aliens for the last chapter. (As a note: I refused to see this when it was made into a movie, although I have been told that they did change the ending.)
  • 1984 by George Orwell - Big Brother combined with chemical mind and mood control, if you aren't dull you aren't a true part of society. Don't read this if you want to be in a good mood when you finish.
  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone by J. K. Rowling - Harry Potter's first year at school. If you read any of the follow on books (which I have), I've really enjoyed "watching" the author evolve in her writing style.
  • Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets by J. K. Rowling - Harry's second year at school.
  • Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban by J. K. Rowling - Harry's third year at school.
  • Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire by J. K. Rowling - Harry's fourth year at school.
  • Harry Potter And Order of the Pheonix by J. K. Rowling - Harry's fifth year at school.
  • Dune by Frank Herbert - If you saw the movies, I'm sorry. I really enjoyed the book a lot more than any of the movies.
  • The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas - I really enjoyed reading this book. I actually finished reading this book at one of my favorite places, the beach. I'm very glad that the entire story was available when I was reading it. The book was originally published as a serial column a chapter at a time. The up side of that being that the chapters are contained and the beginning of each new chapter begins with a short recap to catch up the reader. No the movie didn't follow the book exactly, but I enjoyed both of them.
  • Catch 22 by Joseph Heller - Damned if you do... Damned if you don't...
  • The Neverending Story by Michael Ende - Light fantasy and a lot of fun in my personal opinion. I love the way it was written as a book within a book. The first time I read this book, I checked it out from the library down the street from my parents house. Their copy was hard bound and the print was done in different colors (black and red if I remember correctly) to let you know which book you were reading, the story about a boy reading a book, or the book itself.
  • Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett - If you like crazy fun in a Sci-Fi world. I fun laugh.
  • Steel Beach by John Varley - Read it, not a huge fan...
  • The Killer Angels by Michael Shaara - A really incredible look at the Battle of Gettysburg
  • Weaveworld by Clive Barker - A world hidden within a tapestry in order to preserve it.
  • The Black Company by Glen Cook - The tough mercenaries of the Black Company risk their lives and their souls as they set out to find the White Rose, a mystical figure who embodies the very essence of good.
  • Tartufe (in English) by Moliere - Fun and humorous
  • Watership Down by Richard Adams - Human nature as displayed from the point of view of the bunnies.
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - British humor, it doesn't have to make sense to be funny. Mice rule...
  • Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk - By the same author as Fight Club. You see the ending before you are told the story, but then you are taken step by step to see how things came to be. If you want to learn tips for getting any type of stain out (mud, blood, wine...) this book is a font of cleaning how-to tips.
  • Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke - Aliens come and take over the Earth as benevolent overlords, controlling evolution of mankind.
  • Who Moved My Cheese? by Spencer Johnson & Kenneth H. Blanchard - Need to make some changes and not sure where to start? An allegory about dealing with change as a positive part of life.
  • The Fellowship of the Ring (tLotR-1) by J.R.R. Tolkien - The book that started the whole genre of high fantasy. The movie is definite eye candy, even if they did leave out some scenes that I wish were included and the rewrote part of the beginning. I really liked the prequel scene that is shown before the book begins. Incredible.
  • The Two Towers (tLotR-2) by J.R.R. Tolkien - Incredible.
  • American Gods by Neil Gaiman - Gods are only as real as people long as people believe in them.
  • Armor by John Steakley - A battle suits only respond to a single person. The wearers aren't expected to live beyond a short number of encounters. For some reason this man doesn't seem to be able to die. As veterans go, this on is beyond anything that has been seen. When the suit is found later (without) the owner, the person who finds it becomes obsessed with finding out what happened to the original owner.
  • Footfall by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle - Elephants who ride around using coconuts as wheels, this was interesting...
  • The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership by John C. Maxwell - Ever wonder why some people seem to inspire others to follow them? This shows you 21 different strengths that those people may have, that draw people to them.
  • Wicked; The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire - the Wizard of Oz from the Wicked Witch of the West's point of view. It was really interesting to see the story as told from a completely different point of view.
  • Coyote Blue by Christopher Moore - Gods and spirits are real. A really well written exploration of the beliefs of one man and the gods who are all around him.
  • King's Dragon by Kate Elliott - The first book of the Crown of Stars series, there is a civil war erupting, nonhuman races are hostile and have begun attacking. There is a boy and a girl who seem to have a higher destiny...
  • Guns of the South by Harry Turtledove - How would the world be different if the South had won the Civil War?
  • I, Claudius by Robert Graves - A fictional autobiography, written by Claudius. Where Claudius seems to others as the crippled and weak, his grasp of his people and the politics which surround him make this a engaging read.
  • White Noise by Don Delillo - Jack Gladney is a nice guy, who happens to teach Hitler Studies at a small college. His wife is trying to be medicated to remove her fear. A fun satire of society.
  • Choke by Chuck Palahniuk - Grim humor written by a master. If you enjoyed Fight Club or Survivor by Palahniuk, you should enjoy this as well.
  • The Crimson Petal and the White by Michel Faber - Run away! My opinion on this book can be found under Musing: March 20, 2003.
  • Jennifer Government by Max Barry - A good fast read, with a good deal under the surface. John Nike is a fun antagonist to despise. Much of the character development is alluded to, rather than described.
  • Stupid White Men by Michael Moore - A few of the chapters (two to be exact) are humorous when read completely removed from the rest of the book, but as a whole I did not like this book at all. If the word conservative could ever be used to describe your political leanings, I highly doubt you would enjoy this book.
  • Learned Optimism by Martin E. P. Seligman, Ph.D. - Challenges you to take a hard look out how your own thoughts contribute to your state of mind.
  • Watchmen by Alan Moore - A rather dark graphic novel. I did enjoy reading it. Ponders the question of when the needs of the many out way the need for truth.
  • Dream Park by Larry Niven & Steven Barnes – Jurassic Park meets a Choose-You-Own-Adventure Book, Survivor and Whose Line is it Anyway? The game master writes a scenario set in some time frame where the laws of physics, nature and magic are controlled by a set of rules. People vie for the chance to be among the first group to challenge the scenario and are led by guide who is experienced in live adventure and the rules governing the game. Points are awarded based on the actions of the group. As the group encounters different obstacles, sometimes the group is successful and sometimes the game personas of people are killed. If you like Role Playing Games (online or off) you would probably like this book.

May 17, 2002

To Much Information

I have always had a thing about trying to find out more about why I am the way I am and why I think the way I do. Don't get me wrong, I like me and I'm comfortable with me, but sometimes I seem to puzzle people, so it's almost like I'm trying to figure out how other people see me so that I can relate better with others.

What to know more about what makes me tick? I was given the privilege to being involved in a rather extensive set of Leadership classes. As a result, I have had the opportunity to take part in multiple self assessment workshops. If you would dare...

Here are some of the results:
Personality/Temperament - Myers-Briggs/Keirsey
My personality: INTJ - Mastermind: Being very judicious, decisions come naturally to them; indeed, they can hardly rest until they have things settled, decided, and set. They are the people who are able to formulate coherent and comprehensive contingency plans, hence contingency organizers or "entailers." Another INTJ Analysis
My temperament: Rational - Rationals value competence and intelligence. They strive to learn, know, predict, and control the resources in their environment.
Find out about yourself: http://keirsey.com/ or BLOGinality

Work Related Behavioral Profile - DiSC - This focuses on what your actions say about wants and needs. The Personal Profile System is available from Inscape Publishing.
Words that would describe me: Forceful, risk-taker, adventuresome, decisive, inquisitive, reflective, factual, logical, controlled, change-oriented, fault-finding, spontaneous, diplomatic, systematic, conventional, courteous, careful, restrained, high-standards.
My DiSC profile pattern: Creative - "Persons with a Creative Pattern display opposite forces in their behavior. Their desire for tangible results is counterbalanced by an equally strong drive for perfection, and their aggressiveness is tempered by sensitivity. Although they think and react quickly, they are restrained by the wish to explore all possible solutions before making a decision.
* Creative patterns exhibit foresight when focusing on projects, and they bring about change. Since individuals with a Creative Pattern have a drive for perfection and demonstrate considerable planning ability, the changes they make are likely to be sound, but the method may lack attention to interpersonal relationships.
* Creative persons want freedom to explore, and they want the authority to examine and retest findings. They can make daily decisions quickly but may be extremely cautious when making bigger decisions: "Should I take that promotion?" "Should I move to another location?" In their drive for results and perfection, Creative persons may not be concerned about social poise. As a result, they may be cool, aloof, or blunt."
Emotions: accepts aggression; restrains expression
Goal: dominance; unique accomplishments
Judges others by: personal standards; progressive ideas for accomplishing tasks
Influences other by: ability to pace development of systems and innovative approaches
Value to the organization: initiates or designs changes
Overuses: bluntness; critical or condescending attitude
Under pressure: becomes bored with routine work; sulks when restrained; acts independently
Fears: lack of influence; failure to achieve their standards
Would increase effectiveness with: warmth, tactful communication; effective team cooperation; recognition of existing sanctions

Team Strength - Innovate with C.A.R.E. Profile is available from Inscape Publishing.
My natural leadership role: Refiner
Approach: Conceptual/Methodical
Description: "The Refiner challenges concepts under discussion. Believing that consequences matter, the Refiner will want to plan how new endeavors are implemented and prepare for surprises. They like to create order from chaos, by improving the process by which ideas are implemented. The Refiner may play "devil's advocate" to test the soundness of an idea and try to improve it. They prefer order and are comfortable being methodical. They derive satisfaction from the mental exercise of the debate and may lead others to examine the merits of an idea, using a systematic process in generating and exploring ideas."
Contribution: "Making sure that the concept is thought through and examining how it can be improved and implemented."
Weakness: "If allowed to control the group or the process, the Refiner may lead the team toward choosing low-risk ideas, filtering out ideas that may have greater risks but also bigger payoffs."
Instinct: "Articulation of the problems caused by new or unique ideas; improving ideas before implementation."

When taking on the Lead role, I shift into a different pattern: Facilitator
Approach: Conceptual/Spontaneous/Normative/Methodical
Description: "The Facilitator monitors the contributions of team members and contributes as needed to keep the development or implementation process moving in the right direction. The Facilitator identifies the need for hands-offs from one role to another and facilitates the process. Understanding and empathizing with at least three of the four C.A.R.E. Innovation pattern, the Facilitator is able to move with ease into a variety of roles, and take on tasks associated with each role."
Contribution: "Objectively viewing the activities of the team to see what is missing in the process and stepping in at the appropriate spot to keep things moving. The Facilitator plays an important role in moving the group toward its objectives, particularly if conflicts occur that threaten to divert team members from their goals."
Weaknesses: "Unless a well-defined role in the team is assumed, the Facilitator may be ignored by others who are more strongly committed to their own role (e.g., creating, advancing, refining, executing)."
Instinct: "Managing the team process and hand-offs between team members."

And if that wasn't enough: 100 Things About Me

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Interests

If you want to know what I do everyday, the constant tends to be I get up and go to the gym, then head off to work. When I get the chance, I love to cook. The down side of that is sometimes my dinner guests aren't quite sure what to expect when I invite them for dinner. I keep saying I want a standup mixer, but so far I've managed to put it off. I don't make really large cakes often enough to make it necessary yet. But mark my words, I will have one. My mom thinks it is funny that I ask for kitchen gadgets for Christmas presents.

After getting digital cable, I became addicted to British Home & Garden TV on BBC. (Updated September 07, 2003) I have a house. From the day I went to see if I could qualify to buy a house until I moved completely into my new house, was less than two months. Actual time elapsed between that first day and getting the keys: 46 days. I now have a house, still no garden, but I'm not sure if I can be trusted with anything more taxing than mowing the lawn at this point. I've started decorating, but so far I haven't done any painting yet. I have an idea to paint and use gloss varnish in my bedroom, but I'm going to sleep on that for a while before I try anything interesting.

Some people might call me an avid reader, I love to read and do it as often as I can. Some of my favorite authors:

During the summer, one of my favorite things to do is to pack a cooler and head to the beach for the day. The beach, a lot of sun screen, a good book, I'm in heaven.

May 20, 2002

Disclaimer

Contacting RedJen:
Send email to redjen at redjenosu dot com.

Copyright concerns:
All text, artwork, images, and information contained within this site are the sole creation and property of RedJen of RedJenOSU.com, unless otherwise stated. Copyright 1997-2007. All rights reserved. Please don't use things without consent. You may email me if you would like permission.

Content concerns:
This website was created as a place for me to draw together all aspects of my life and personality into an enjoyable and interesting forum. I update things on a regular basis and include issues that are truly going on in my life at the current moment. I am trying to be very open with my emotions and opinions on life as I understand it to be.

Expect anything here and accept what you like. Feel free to respond if you choose. I retain the right to ignore, laugh at or applaud anything you tell me. It's my site, so at least here, I win.

If any of this was confusing, try reading this explanation.

Things that SUCK!

Usually when I'm mad about something, I can be mad and get over it. These companies have pushed a bit too far. They've made me want to be vindictive. So here is my list of THINGS THAT SUCK!

JAMSTER-SUCK: These people should probably be called SPAMSTER or SUCKSTER!

MJM-SUCK
: We'll air your dirty laundry and mix it with our own before returning it to you. We may eventually even bill you, if we can find the napkin your contract was written on.

Zan-SUCK
: The only web hosting solution for people who don't care about their websites!

Zan-SUCK

It is now

and people agree that Zanuc still SUCKS!

Zan-SUCK: The only web hosting solution for people who don't care about their websites!

In April 2003, I contracted with Zanuc.com to host my personal website.

On 10/16/03 Zanuc had a failed upgrade of their server software, which brought the sites down. No data was lost, but service was interrupted and I was forced to reconfigure services on my site as a result of the upgrade.

Email sent 10/17/03 to support@zanuc.com at 9:20 AM EST:

What is going on with the server? I can't log on to my cPanel, I can't get to the other publishing system that I've installed on the system. Last night, the website would not resolve.

Website: http://www.redjenosu.com/

RedJen

On 10/28/03 the servers had been reset so that all updates and files done after 10/16/03 were missing and there was no access to the management system for my website.

Email sent 10/28/03 to support@zanuc.com at 9:45 PM EST:

What is going on with the servers? Why are all files missing after 10/16/2003? Why can't I log on to the control panel? After your last "upgrade" I had to fix my site and many of the cgi files.

Thanks,
RedJen
www.redjenosu.com

On 10/29/03 the servers were completely down again.

Support request submitted 10/29/03 at 3:37 PM EST via Zanuc’s billing system as directed on their website.

STAMP: 2003/10/29: 03:37:13

Name: RedJen
Email: redjen@*********
Company: REDJENOSU.COM
Phone: *** ***-****

============ ID#0: Subject =============
Site Down/Lost Files
=============== Question ===============

What the heck is going on with your servers? Yesterday I go to my site and find that everything after 10/16/03 is lost AND I can't log into the control panel to fix the cgi scripts again. During the last "upgrade" I had to fix cgfi scripts. Now I can't even get to the server to do that.

Today I try to look at the site and it is COMPLETELY down and my domain name is acting like the name servers have no idea where it is. When I tried to go to the IP address I was given, I get prompted for my username and password, but it won't accept them. When I try to pull up the external pages from the URL, it says the file is missing or unavailable.

This is crazy, what's going on? I understand things happen, but I'd expect to be given notice when there are going to be server upgrades, since I may have to make changes to active scripts. I sent an email to support@zanuc.com yesterday and I haven't gotten any response.

I repeat, what's going on?

RedJen

On 10/30/03 the servers were back up and access to the management system had been restored.

Email sent 10/30/03 to support@zanuc.com at 4:03 PM EST:

What is the status of my missing files? At this point, as I am able to get logged on to the server, please do not overwrite anything. If possible, please send me a backup copy of my public_html directory or the Musings, RantingVirgo and nakedjusticesquad directories found under the public_html directory from 10/27/2003.

Thank you,
RedJen - www.redjenosu.com

RedJen wrote:

STAMP: 2003/10/29: 03:37:13

Name: RedJen
Email: redjen@*********
Company: REDJENOSU.COM
Phone: *** ***-****

============ ID#0: Subject =============
Site Down/Lost Files
=============== Question ===============

What the heck is going on with your servers? Yesterday I go to my site and find that everything after 10/16/03 is lost AND I can't log into the control panel to fix the cgi scripts again. During the last "upgrade" I had to fix cgfi scripts. Now I can't even get to the server to do that.

Today I try to look at the site and it is COMPLETELY down and my domain name is acting like the name servers have no idea where it is. When I tried to go to the IP address I was given, I get prompted for my username and password, but it won't accept them. When I try to pull up the external pages from the URL, it says the file is missing or unavailable.

This is crazy, what's going on? I understand things happen, but I'd expect to be given notice when there are going to be server upgrades, since I may have to make changes to active scripts. I sent an email to support@zanuc.com yesterday and I haven't gotten any response.

I repeat, what's going on?

RedJen

Email sent by ShaeSin, the Ranting Virgo, to sales@zanuc.com on 10/30/03 at 8:47 PM EST:

I've been considering getting a plan from you but I've heard some really bad things in the last few weeks about your reliability and customer service. Is there something going on recently to explain that? Is there someone I can talk to who can make me feel comfortable that this isn't going to happen to me?

Thanks,
ShaeSin

Email sent 11/01/03 to support@zanuc.com, sales@zanuc.com and abuse@zanuc.com at 4:23 PM:

This is getting ridiculous. I've sent you guys 3 emails over the last week (Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday). I have YET to get a response and I'm getting frustrated with your lack of response. As your customer, I believe that I have a right to know what is going on with the services that I've paid for. On top of that, today I am unable to log on to the billing system, so I can't check the status of the problem report I opened on Wednesday.

RedJen
www.redjenosu.com

I have tried to call the company using the number on my receipt (704) 541-6585, but according the recording the number has been changed to (704) 525-2324, but according to the recording the new number has been disconnected or is out of service.

I tried to get a number from Information (411), but they could not find any listing for the company at the address listed on their site or the Better Business Bureau site report.

On 11/02/03, I submitted Complaint #: 1282422 to the Better Business Bureau.

What I Want:

  1. I would like copies of all files in my public_html directory from the evening of 10/27/03.
  2. I would like to receive prior notification of planned server upgrades, so that I can take action to protect my data and plan for additional troubleshooting for issues caused by the upgrade.
  3. I would like to be able to contact support and receive a response within a reasonable amount of time (2 days or less).
  4. I would like a reliable way to contact the company. Email sent to the addresses listed on the www.zanuc.com site, sales@zanuc.com, abuse@zanuc.com and support@zanuc.com, have gotten no response as of 11/21/03.

What else has been going on?

On 11/12/03, I contracted with another company, one with positive BBB reports, for web hosting. This contract includes daily backups.

On 11/19/03, after more ignored emails, trying to get the DNS listings for my domain updated, I called technical support at www.eNom.com, the registrar Zanuc is contracted with as a reseller. The support person at eNom was very helpful and after being unable to contact Zanuc, gave me access to the listing for my domain so that I could update it myself.

On 11/20/03, my domain is now resolving to the new server and Zan-SUCK is born.

Even the Better Business Bureau cannot get a reply from Zanuc, although now there is at least one documented complaint against them. Hopefully no one else will fall into the trap I did, because it really is Zan-SUCKS!

MJM-SUCK

We'll air your dirty laundry and mix it with our own before returning it to you. We may eventually even bill you, if we can find the napkin your contract was written on.

Ranting Virgo's List all the things that suck about MJM

(There's not enough bandwidth but I'll try to make a small knick in it.)

  1. Everyone who works there is demoralized on a regular basis and miserable. Rather than seek out the root of this problem, it is ignored.
  2. There is no training to speak of so no one knows exactly what they are supposed to be doing or how it's supposed to be done so they wing it as best they can and then their also untrained supervisor or manager talks trash about them behind their back and gets them fired or demoralizes them (see item 1) because they think they are doing it wrong. Chances are the supervisor/manager doesn't know what the employee is supposed to be doing either or themselves for that matter. If any party does know what any other party is supposed to be doing, it will change within a 90 day period, give or take 20 minutes.
  3. The company is privately owned and though the owner/president/ceo is an inspired entrepreneur who has a past history of excellent business management, his bitch whore of a drunken wife is totally trashy and insane. If he hasn't realized yet that she is a detriment to his life and the development of his children, not to mention his reputation, then it shouldn't be surprising he allows her to interfere with his business, intimidate and blackmail his employees and give him his opinion on who goes, who stays, who sucks, who walks on water, who gets promoted, who gets demoted, etc. (Come on Butthead, dump that cracked up slut and get a better trophy wife. Everyone is laughing at you.)
  4. MJM is biased against minorities, non-Christians, young leaders and women and they are blatant and stupid about it.
  5. Butthead has loser friends. Though this, in and of itself, has nothing to do with the company, when he hires them all in upper management, doesn't hold them accountable, moves other people to make places for them and gives them raises every hour on the hour ... well then they have to lay off all the worker bees because the company loses money every month for an entire year when sales are and profit margin should be through the roof.
  6. The company has (well had, until the completely avoidable downsizing today) outgrown it's CEO and Executive Team but there is too much ego crammed in that small bunch to admit it. Oh, and for those that don't have the ego, there aren't enough testicles to speak up and say it.
  7. I think RB is a good man. I think he has a knack for sales. I think he has fucked up Operations in ways I'd have never imagined. As long as he stays in that role, this item stays on the list.
  8. The company is too concerned with politics and not at all concerned with results.
  9. The coffee sucks donkey. (And so does AD)
  10. I'm not there :P

Originally written on 12/05/03. MJM-SUCK is born on 12/17/03. Names disguised on 12/20/03 to prevent besmirching the honor of the assholes in question.

Note: A search for "MJM" on Google returns over 180,000 entries and in the first 60 entries, there are over 46 unique URLs.

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Zan-SUCK: The only web hosting solution for people who don't care about their websites!

In April 2003, I contracted with Zanuc.com to host my personal website.

On 10/16/03 Zanuc had a failed upgrade of their server software, which brought the sites down. No data was lost, but service was interrupted and I was forced to reconfigure services on my site as a result of the upgrade.

Email sent 10/17/03 to support@zanuc.com at 9:20 AM EST:

What is going on with the server? I can't log on to my cPanel, I can't get to the other publishing system that I've installed on the system. Last night, the website would not resolve.

Website: http://www.redjenosu.com/
RedJen


On 10/28/03 the servers had been reset so that all updates and files done after 10/16/03 were missing and there was no access to the management system for my website.

Email sent 10/28/03 to support@zanuc.com at 9:45 PM EST:

What is going on with the servers? Why are all files missing after 10/16/2003? Why can't I log on to the control panel? After your last "upgrade" I had to fix my site and many of the cgi files.

Thanks,
RedJen
www.redjenosu.com


On 10/29/03 the servers were completely down again.

Support request submitted 10/29/03 at 3:37 PM EST via Zanuc’s billing system as directed on their website.

STAMP: 2003/10/29: 03:37:13

Name: RedJen
Email: redjen@*********
Company: REDJENOSU.COM
Phone: *** ***-****

============ ID#0: Subject =============
Site Down/Lost Files
=============== Question ===============
What the heck is going on with your servers? Yesterday I go to my site and find that everything after 10/16/03 is lost AND I can't log into the control panel to fix the cgi scripts again. During the last "upgrade" I had to fix cgfi scripts. Now I can't even get to the server to do that.

Today I try to look at the site and it is COMPLETELY down and my domain name is acting like the name servers have no idea where it is. When I tried to go to the IP address I was given, I get prompted for my username and password, but it won't accept them. When I try to pull up the external pages from the URL, it says the file is missing or unavailable.

This is crazy, what's going on? I understand things happen, but I'd expect to be given notice when there are going to be server upgrades, since I may have to make changes to active scripts. I sent an email to support@zanuc.com yesterday and I haven't gotten any response.

I repeat, what's going on?

RedJen

On 10/30/03 the servers were back up and access to the management system had been restored.

Email sent 10/30/03 to support@zanuc.com at 4:03 PM EST:

What is the status of my missing files? At this point, as I am able to get logged on to the server, please do not overwrite anything. If possible, please send me a backup copy of my public_html directory or the Musings, RantingVirgo and nakedjusticesquad directories found under the public_html directory from 10/27/2003.

Thank you,
RedJen - www.redjenosu.com

RedJen wrote:

STAMP: 2003/10/29: 03:37:13

Name: RedJen
Email: redjen@*********
Company: REDJENOSU.COM
Phone: *** ***-****

============ ID#0: Subject =============
Site Down/Lost Files
=============== Question ===============

What the heck is going on with your servers? Yesterday I go to my site and find that everything after 10/16/03 is lost AND I can't log into the control panel to fix the cgi scripts again. During the last "upgrade" I had to fix cgfi scripts. Now I can't even get to the server to do that.

Today I try to look at the site and it is COMPLETELY down and my domain name is acting like the name servers have no idea where it is. When I tried to go to the IP address I was given, I get prompted for my username and password, but it won't accept them. When I try to pull up the external pages from the URL, it says the file is missing or unavailable.

This is crazy, what's going on? I understand things happen, but I'd expect to be given notice when there are going to be server upgrades, since I may have to make changes to active scripts. I sent an email to support@zanuc.com yesterday and I haven't gotten any response.

I repeat, what's going on?
RedJen


Email sent by ShaeSin, the Ranting Virgo, to sales@zanuc.com on 10/30/03 at 8:47 PM EST:

I've been considering getting a plan from you but I've heard some really bad things in the last few weeks about your reliability and customer service. Is there something going on recently to explain that? Is there someone I can talk to who can make me feel comfortable that this isn't going to happen to me?

Thanks,
ShaeSin


Email sent 11/01/03 to support@zanuc.com, sales@zanuc.com and abuse@zanuc.com at 4:23 PM:

This is getting ridiculous. I've sent you guys 3 emails over the last week (Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday). I have YET to get a response and I'm getting frustrated with your lack of response. As your customer, I believe that I have a right to know what is going on with the services that I've paid for. On top of that, today I am unable to log on to the billing system, so I can't check the status of the problem report I opened on Wednesday.

RedJen
www.redjenosu.com


I have tried to call the company using the number on my receipt (704) 541-6585, but according the recording the number has been changed to (704) 525-2324, but according to the recording the new number has been disconnected or is out of service.

I tried to get a number from Information (411), but they could not find any listing for the company at the address listed on their site or the Better Business Bureau site report.

On 11/02/03, I submitted Complaint #: 1282422 to the Better Business Bureau.

What I Want:

  1. I would like copies of all files in my public_html directory from the evening of 10/27/03.

  2. I would like to receive prior notification of planned server upgrades, so that I can take action to protect my data and plan for additional troubleshooting for issues caused by the upgrade.

  3. I would like to be able to contact support and receive a response within a reasonable amount of time (2 days or less).

  4. I would like a reliable way to contact the company. Email sent to the addresses listed on the www.zanuc.com site, sales@zanuc.com, abuse@zanuc.com and support@zanuc.com, have gotten no response as of 11/21/03.

What else has been going on?

On 11/12/03, I contracted with another company, one with positive BBB reports, for web hosting. This contract includes daily backups.

On 11/19/03, after more ignored emails, trying to get the DNS listings for my domain updated, I called technical support at
www.eNom.com, the registrar Zanuc is contracted with as a reseller. The support person at eNom was very helpful and after being unable to contact Zanuc, gave me access to the listing for my domain so that I could update it myself.

On 11/20/03, my domain is now resolving to the new server and Zan-SUCK is born.

Even the Better Business Bureau cannot get a reply from Zanuc, although now there is at least one documented complaint against them. Hopefully no one else will fall into the trap I did, because it really is Zan-SUCKS!

May 21, 2002

Prose & Poetry

Prose
An unfinished saga for the Universe... by draconan, dragonfly and RedJen (any and all copyrights belong to their original owners and are used purely for entertainment purposes.)
| Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 |

Poetry
I don't write as often as I used to. Here are some that I've written and really like.
| Poems | Haikus |

Haikus

Bushido
     
Reflecting on the garden's pool
The code of my heart
Bringing honor to my clan
Truth rings in my heart

     
Upon the water
Before the dreams of flight
Light awakens dawn

Duty and Choice
     
Control
     
Results
The sword swings freely
Guided by skill or by fate
No longer by choice

     
Attack in anger
Lost vision, lost perspective
Final battle lost

     
When swords first do meet
Who strikes first will matter not
'Tis the final blow

Reflecting on honor
     
The Gempukko Haiku
The lives of my kin
Rise before my very eyes
As honor I seek

     
The sky reaches past
With tendrils from up above
I want upon time

Poetry

Happy Birthday Dad - 07/13/03

I am old enough now to know you are not perfect.
I am old enough now to understand that you always did your best.
I am old enough now to recognize that personal growth doesn’t stop.
I am old enough now to admit I still strive for your approval.

What a conundrum I must have been to a young first time father.
I was never sure how to reach you, but I always knew you would protect me.
When I wanted to play catch, I wish you had played only with me.
When my friend died, you held me as I cried.
You taught me how to drive on ice (I can never thank you enough for that).
You were there to strengthen me when my crazed ex-boyfriend climbed our house.

You taught me by example.
You taught me to be strong.
You taught me to honor my word.
You taught me to keep my commitments.
You taught me that personal convictions matter.
You taught me to protect those I love.

It is you that I fear letting down, should I fall.
I can see much of your character in me.
I am taller now, but your arms are still the safest place I know.

---------------------------
Silent Dancing - 05/13/97

Quiet whispers of flowing sands
Daylight fades across the land
Gentle moonlight a silent kiss
Yearning great for something missed

Silent dancers, an ancient tune
Glances hidden far too soon
Gliding softly through the dance
Wistful for a single chance

A quiet look, a gentle touch
A hopeful yearning for so much

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The Stage... - 06/05/97

The tale is old, the players have changed
The fate of the world, once more the prize
Four factions, with battle lines drawn
A motley group united in defense of Life and Light

Darkness reaches to engulf the Light
Vainar the Fallen, god of Darkness and Death
Flames of Ceynara burns through the night
Deceit and destruction burn on barely restrained

One group of heroes, splintered at best
Called to defend against Darkness and Flame
Their courage must hold for Life and Light
As they struggle to define for them what is right

One priestess of Light holds out her hand
Her life defended, protected by the Jade Flame, McLain
Helped by the Lightbringer, strong arm and friend
Sir Tovis with youth his enemy, faith his savior

Alakaran of Landra, chosen of Life
The solemn Kiarsi, deep feeling nurturer
Embraced by Brianna, child of sea
Young daughter of Illiana, Life joined

Lord of sky, Schalanchar, Lord of Last Home
Whisper of insight, power well cloaked
Joined by Teran Ridoran, actor at heart
Jack of all trades and master of some

The Korindian Ginnina quiet, reserved
Set from the west as historian and guide
The desert noble... thoughtful... refined
Shrouded in mystery, a prince out of time

Always practical, often morose
RuneSong, son of the earth
A heartsick Brinchie, her family stolen
Arm of Saiderin now the Raven's Claw

Portals to Hell open and raging
Life and Light joined in defense
Darkness and Flame poised to destroy
A small band of heroes against all of Hell

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To Close a Cauldron - 06/27/97

Heroic tales have spanned all time
The trials of good raging against the night
Who stops to question the power of the Ascended
When their promises fall short of completion

To close a caldron takes a core of four
One for the Pattern, One for the Way, One for the Life, One for the Light
With strength, courage and defending friends
Perhaps four such as these will triumph for right

One for the Pattern
Gentle and sweet
This weaver challenged and courage found deep
Sacrifice of self and possessions to make the final strike

One for the Way
Refined and reserved
Master of thought pressed as never before
Courageous and left dazed as the final strike fell

One for the Life
Confused and uncertain
Faithful daughter chosen to try, devotion questioning and demanding reply
Last to be standing, the only to see what happened, hidden to all but she

One for the Light
Loving beloved to be the Lightbringer's bride
Childlike giving, faith unshaken in the light
Voice of Archanon, left cold at the end, never the bride

Love of Light falls weeping in tears
Protector of light calls out to be heard
"My life for hers" 'twas the promise Archanon made
"I call upon your promise" with that McLain gives his life for hers

A promise made my life for hers
A promise unkept as both died that day
One left for the Light, his bride slain
One left for the Light, faith now uncertain

As Life called to Life
Her strickened demand, heard and answered
As Light called to Light
Only silence and questions

Beyond the center four others remained
The Wavedancer, the Korindian, the Sky Lord, the Brinchie
Still poised as their numbers fell
To hold back the hoard which each fought alone

The Wavedancer cries
Her beloved still stands hurt and alone
The Korindian holds
A pack of hounds kept at bay

The Sky Lord determined
To take the gargoyle alone
The Brinchie brave, but soon to be fallen
Poised against the minotaur lord and his band

The hoards closing in
It is but a matter of time
The heroes, three fallen, two dead
Two weeping and just four who defend

Their bravery noted, their courage defined
The hoard leader has failed
For while the heroes are falling
Their quest has been done

A salute between warriors
The minotaur calls for withdraw
"Take care of your dead, there will be another time"
The Brinchie refrains and the heroes are left to their own

When the hoards have withdrawn
The Brinchie, the Avanar and the Korindian assess
A portal is found and while the others morn
The three left discover the way made safe to the regained throne

"We are leaving" cried the Brinchie
"Now" to add haste, the fallen were gathered
And stumbling through the portal with heavy hearts
The success of the closing marred by the lose

Ascended, but self claimed
Who is this Ascended?
Who is this that leaves his chosen to die?
Who is this that makes promises that are not kept?

Her life given in defense of the Light
His life forfeit so that hers might be spared
His life lost for a promise now broken
One left for the Light, one left alone.

May 22, 2002

Chapter 1 (Draconan)

Chapter 2

Psst! Hey...bud! C'mere a minute...

*looks around furtively, then starts buffing your shoe to a niceshine*

"Sean? Lot's of people named Sean in this town."

*You hand him a $50 bill.*

"Right. Way I hear it, since I was 'unable' to make it to his last meeting, I probably missed a lot of the bitch-fest. But I felt the need to drop my report off at his place. You know how he gets. Did he say anything? I dunno, my memory's getting a little fuzzy..."

*You hand him another fifty.*

"Some of it was the usual...'How ya doing?' 'What's going on with you?' He asked about the Dragonfly, offhandedly. I told him she was doing quite well. *cackle* He made a small comment about you, Abbate. Nothing bad...Hmm, dunno if I can quote it..."

*Yet another bill...*

"Ah, It's coming back to me. 'There's been a bit of a 'falling-out' of sorts.' And he shrugs, a bit confused. Just that, and no more.

"Ok. Here's the kicker. He asked me if I'd noticed any 'changes' about you, Rob. I was a little vague. Told him you were more energetic, focused on something. I think that spooked him. 'yeah,' I told him 'Ive seen him a few time, and we talked about a lot of stuff, watched some anime...'

"Yes, it was about time I laid down some misinformation to throw him off my back. ;) First a little bit of truth, totally inocuous in itself. I told him about Kyoko Date, and then threw in a 'wouldn't it be cool...', talking about one of us being the base for a 'virtual idol-star'then giggling our asses off pointing out some major character flaws..."

"Where was I?"

*You sigh and hand him a hundred.*

"Oh yeah. I was laughing...he wasn't. I was thinking, 'Oh shit, I screwed up. He knows something.' Or mebbe it was gas. Hell, Cheryl, his master informant, was laughing. Anyways, he made a comment about you being anxious about 'getting back into the Game. You know, he was President of Archosian confederation, before they fell out of power...blah, blah, blah.' If I may say so, he feels way threatened, wondering what the next move will be. Let him squirm a bit more. Be mysterious. That really chafes him the most. *evil grin*"

"I'll tell you the rest next time I see you. The questions he asked me personally...*cough* There you go sir! All done!"

*You walk off, and a man in a trenchcoat sits. A young woman with red hairis with him.*

"Evening, Rich. What do you have for me?"

"Evening, Fox. Miss Scully...Gonna have to be more specific than that. There's a lot of truth out there..."

*Fox looks at his partner, who rolls her eyes and hands him a hundred.*

"There's a Mandalorian transport arriving at the old warehouse district on 5th and Sommerset. Lots of very nasty alien-tech, mostly weaponry. Be there at 2:13 AM. If you're lucky, Zed will take a liking to you and get you MIB status..."

"HOT DAMN!"

*grin*

Chapter 2 (RedJen)

Chapter 1 | Chapter 3

Not so fast shoe shine boy...

*As you return to your shoe station, you see a dame, no other word can truly describe her, perched at your post*

"Hey shoe boy, you missed a spot."

*She says with a knowing grin as she begins to inch the pencil slim skirt up to reveal knee-high leather boots*

"This time be sure to do it right"

*You swallow, sure that you had never shined her boots before, and begin to shining*

"I hear you may be getting a little sloppy"

*You swallow again and keep shining*

"There are those who depend on you, watch for a big man in a black hat and trench coat. He may be dangerous, get what you can, but be careful."

*You give a barely perceptible nod, remind yourself to keep breathing and continue to shine, hoping the end of this interview draws near*

*She stops you by placing one of her boots on your chest*

"Nice work, I believe that will do..."

*She pauses and smiles*

"For now."

*She stands, briefly takes you hand and walks away*

*You sigh and take in a deep breath, wishing you hadn't realized who she was, then you notice that you are clenching metallic something in you hand*

*Slowly you uncurl your fingers and peer into your palm...*

Chapter 3 (Draconan)

Chapter 2 | Chapter 4

I had the distinct feeling of being a sniper's target the whole time that lady was 'addressing' me. So I gave her the meek, scared shitless routine. After about a minute alone in the alleyway, I got the 'all clear' rush. Being slightly psi-active can be a pain, but it keeps one alive.

I threw my 'NO MAS!' sign up on the chair and retreated further into the alley. A slight tingling sensation washed over me as I passed through the bio-shields I'd set up. Now that I had some privacy...

"Let's see what we got here...."

A credit baton?!?

"Haven't seen one of these in awhile..." I muttered, turning over the small cylinder in my hand thoughtfully. That was, until I saw the amount in small, digital print at it's base.

"N'uy J'taat!" I barked. [Some countries don't have this much!] I checked again. Same as before, the number 51 and enough '0's after it to choke Chef Boyardee.

"Shit, this is bigger than I thought. Time to make a few calls..." I stashed my equipment, set the bio-shields to urban camo(brick wall), and sub-vocalized into the micro-transmitter near my larynx.

"Ai, Bodyslide by one. Bridge."

Ugh. I still hate the sensation. Ever had you molecules separated one at a time and then flushed down a drain? Well, multiply that by 5...and you're not even close to what this feels like. But, what the hell, it works...

My mind drifted back to that strange woman as I rematerialized. What the hell was she after? Heh, besides pulling a major "Call me QUEEN!" number on me. Hmm, mebbe she was Jurian...

I put that thought away as the process completed. "Ai?"

"Welcome back, handsome," replied the main viewer, which now held the image of a rather mischevious-looking female with blue eyes and dark hair, done up in a boyish cut. "You done working the streets today?" The image leered.

"Har har. Very funny," I replied, tossing my trenchcoat. Changing the subject, I continued, "How are we feeling today, dearie?"

Ai rolled her eyes. "You're no fun." A pause. "All systems nominal. We remained cloaked and in geo-synchronous orbit above Raliegh, NC. Engines are on standby, ready to bug out at your order. Weapons, cargo, blah blahblah blah...."

"Ok, I get the message! You're bored outta your mind."

"And how! All I do is sit up here and watch you slog through some of the most mundane..."

"Now, Ai-chan. You know Earth isn't going to be ready for a First Contact from the Jurian Empire for another 4 yrs...besides, I know what you mean. I was getting pretty b'phed there myself, until just a few minutes ago..."

"You mean that crazy chick with the cyber-goon?"

I snapped my head up. "Cyber-goon? What make?"

Ai seemed to look introspective, and in a narrative tone replied, "Genom Series 200-C class, Espionage and Recon Model...Hmm. Seems they were 'discontinued' due to allegations that they were 'promoting terrorism'..."

"Nah, just profiting from it." Right, this was interesting. And speaking of profit...I fished the credit baton out of my trench and placed it on the table. "Ai-chan, I want a stasis field around this thing, nothing in or out. And keep an eye on it for me. If you detect any transmissions from or to it, slide that sucker into deep space. And do NOT scan it. Might be trapped."

A slight haze fell over the object and remained. "Field initiated. Anything else, Boss?"

"Yup, and this should make you happy. I need to make a few long distance calls, so set a course for the solar rim."

Ai practically beamed, and the ship's engines flared in anticipation. "Impulse, Warp, or Sub-space Jump?"

"Take your time, sweet lady. I need to get a shower and a meal, anyways."

"You need more than that. You look like hell. At quarter-impulse, we'll make the rim in ten hours. That should give you time to get well rested. Now scoot!"

"Yes, Mom." I grinned at her. For an Artificial Intelligence, she had space to brag, literally. She was the major-dominatrix of one of the sleekest, fastest, and, in this humble man's opinion, deadliest ships in the the Quad. My ship. The Raven's Claw.

Story time. It's strange what can happen by chance. Average guy, working security at a research lab gets caught in an explosion. Said explosion punts him across the galaxy into the lab of an alien scientist working on a similar experiment. Scientist, in an attempt to apologize, saves man from death by genetically grafting the DNA of another species into his cell structure.

The man finds out that the genetic 'pairing' gives him increased strength, speed, and learning capabilaties. Fun, fun, fun. Can you say awkward? The scientist tells him that's probably not all, and to keep in touch. She then points him to a spaceship. 'Have fun stormin' the galaxy!' She waves and is gone. So's the lab. In fact, doesn't that look like Earth?

Well, with a spaceship you think he's gonna stick around? Hah! He has some adventures, makes friends, the Jurians and Archosians, for starters; a lot of enemies: the Kodahn, the Ur-quan, and a shit-ton of pirate Raiders...and now...

Now I'm back home.

Chapter 4 (Draconan)

Chapter 3 | Chapter 5

The heavy thrum of impulse engines announced our leaving orbit. By that time, I was halfway to the showers.

"Um, Boss?" Ai's voice followed me through the corridor. "Before you get comfy, there's one more thing I think I'd better mention..." Uh oh. She's got that 'Please don't be mad' tone in her voice...

"What is it, hon?" I sighed. I hope it wasn't anything too bad. last time she sounded like this, I found out she'd accidentally buzzed a Kilrathi listening post. At warp 6. While I was asleep. Those fuzzballs are still after my hide.

"Well...a small scout ship hailed while you were, um, working. She requested permission to dock...so I, um, let her in?" Her voice trailed off to a squeak. Damn, working that cuteness on me. I'm such a softie, sometimes.

"I'm sure you had a good reason...callsign?" I heard what sounded like a 'whew' come from the speaker. I couldn't help but smile

"Oh! er...callsign was J.S.N.V. Starblade..."

"The STARBLADE?" I yelped. A little too loudly, I guess, for she was already apologizing...

"Rich,I'msorryshesaidsheknewyouandI'dseenyoutogetherbeforeandyou'dlookedsohappysoIthought..."

"Hey, hey...shhh, shhh...It's okay. I was just surprised, is all." Damn right I was surprised! She wasn't supposed to be back from assignment for another month. I could feel myself starting to grin like an idiot.

"Ai-chan, if you had a body, I'd kiss you right now." I smiled and practically bounded off to the showers like a kid. Silence followed me the rest of the way. I chuckled. Not often I could get the girl to blush.

Showered and refreshed, I crept quietly into my quarters. Yup, she's asleep. She must've come straight here from Aldebaran. Nasty trip, that one. Lot's of asteroids and debris. Not something to trust to auto-pilot.And her ship's too small for a cyber-entity.

Oh, well. At least she's here.

I just sat and watched her sleep for a bit. Her violet hair was all tousled and lop-sided from restlessness. She'd kicked the covers off...again, I chuckled to myself. My eyes rested on her face, her skin a wash of copper against the white pillows. She breathed evenly, with a slight trail of drool escaping from the right side of her mouth

Gods, she was beautiful.

Then, her breathing changed ever so slightly. Her nostrils flared, and I knew she'd sensed me. Her kind rely as much on scent as much as they do sight. I smoothed the hair away from her face as her eyes fluttered open, and Special Operative Pi Thunder was awake.

"Hi," I whispered. "I seem to have found a very pretty lady in my bed. What should I do about that?"

Pai blinked away the last bits of her nap and smirked lazily. "Tell her to get lost. I've got first dibs." She took a deep breath and stretched luxuriously(!) as she propped herself up onto her elbows. pouted. "I would say 'Surprise' but I'd be a little late, wouldn't I?"

"Consider me surprised." I leaned down and gave her a kiss. She made a small noise in the back of her throat and quite easily flipped me onto the bed. After a few minutes of what Ai had once playfully called 'battling for bedroom supremacy', we separated, flushed and giggling madly.

By the way, Pai calls it 'foreplay'.

Story time again. It was during the first year of my new-found 'freedom'. I'd been asked to make sure a few very special packages made it through a blockade laid out by the Kodahn in the Vertokth system. Jurai had just finished terra-forming the fourth planet(an awe-inspiring sight, to be sure; took all of twenty minutes) and were in the first stages of colonization. Damned j'taat'n bastards flamed the few ships still in orbit then sat there, hoping to starve out the few hundred-thousand left on the planet.

Heh, the dregs never even saw us. We (me and Ai) were through and planet-side before they had time to scratch their collective ass. Cargo was mostly food, medicinal supplies...oh, and the final componentsfor their planetary defense grid. Hah! Those ships ran like scalded dogs when the grid opened up on them the first time.

Anyways, we were taking the scenic route back through a pretty little nebulae, when Ai picks up a faint distress beacon. Of course we investigate, and what should we find but what look to be four ships, roughly larger than your basic F-14 Tomcat. Complete with pilots! All were in a bad way, but to make a long story short, they pulled through. The Raven's Claw has a state-of-the-art sickbay, and I'm pretty handy with a hypo-spray.

The first one to wake up tells me her name's Alice Miya, and her companions were Nom Rambla, Rol (no last name), and, you guessed it, Pi Thunder.

Well I see about rousing the others. Rol was rather complacent, while Nom got all shrieky on me. She pointed a finger at me and some sort of beam lanced out from her fingertip! A beam which promptly bounced off of me with a rather comical 'boink' sound and _then_ proceeded to put a hole in the ceiling. Needless to say we were both shocked, her by my resistance and I by the fact that I was still breathing. I decided to take it really slow with Pi.

At first she said nothing. I gave them all a quick run-down of how I found them just drifting, and their conditions. Then, quick as you please, Pi took a swing at me. It wasn't a playful one either.

Well, I didn't want her putting more holes in the ship, if Nom was any indication. Ai is very self-concious about that sort of thing. So I calmly caught her strike with my open hand and gently coasted her fist to a halt. The rest looked at me in horror, while Pi just stared at her fist, still shaking slightly in my grasp. I was no slouch in the combat department anymore thanks to my conditioning and some entertaining sims in the HoloRec Room.

Obviously I was missing something as I watched her eyes travel up to my face. She honestly looked as if she was waiting for me to strike back. I just let her hand go and asked her if she would like something to eat. She looked away, but her stomach answered her question for her. She blushed as the rest verbally agreed with her, breaking up into helpless laughter.

And the rest, as they say, yadda yadda yadda...

Chapter 5 (Draconan)

Chapter 4 | Chapter 6

We just lay there for a while, savoring the closeness of two people who deeply care for each other. It wasn't often we'd find time to spend together, with our assignments and all, but we made due. We'd both developed talents to make up for lost time, and it wasn't as if we hadn't already talked about our future plans.

Til Death do us part.

And if it came down to exactly that, we'd rather go down side-by-side than a billion miles apart.

[Love you.]

A smile. {Love you, too.} No words were spoken. Pai's the only one who can seem to read my thoughts like that. It's gotten me into trouble before, lemme tell ya.

The comfortable silence was broken by the sound of knocking coming from Ai's terminal. "Are we decent?" Her image blipped on. "Not like it's anything I haven't seen before, right?"

Pai looked at me, eyebrow arched. "She's been sneaking looks at you in the shower again?"

I roll my eyes. "What can I say? I have a pervert for a ship."

"Not that I blame her or anything..."

"Oh, I don't know...I think I caught her eyeing you a few times."

"Yeah, uh-huh, and I'm sure you don't have that footage logged somewhere, do you?"

"Doh! I've been found out! Must. Escape...."

"A-HEM!" Ai gave us a withering glare as we broke, then grinned. "Sorry to interrupt, but I just recieved a tight-beam transmission from HQ, concerning Miss Nekkid over there..."

"See? " I whispered over to Pai. "She's checkin' you out!"

"Hush."

"...Would you like the whole spiel or the condensed version?" Ai finished with wink in my direction. Hello, what's this?

"Condensed. And make it palletable, please?"

Ai giggled, then composed herself and adopted a snooty tone. "Miss Thunder, you are hereby commended for your valiant effort towards gathering the information needed to end the pirate smuggling ring that was based in the Aldebaran Cluster." She makes a show of taking another long breath. "In reward for your services to the Crown, you are hereby granted a ninety day leave of absence. Good work. Personal addendum from the Emperor: Tell Rich I said 'Hi'. Cheesy Poofs! Kick ass!"

I snarfed at the last bit then my brain kicked in and rewound. I blinked in shock. "Ninety..."

"...days?!?" Pai finished for me. We just looked at each other for a few seconds, then looked at Ai and screamed in unison, "No way!"

"Way. Guess I'm settin' an extra place at the dinner table for a while, neh?" Ai winked and was gone again.

Ninety days. Three Standard months. All I could think was: [Wow.]

{You can say that again.}

[Ok...Wow.]

Pai just sat there, shocked. So I did the natural thing...I pounced on her, tickling her ribs.

"Ah! Hey, no fair! Ha..Cu..cut it out! Hahaha! I mean it! You! Ah! Grr!"

"Whassat? I can't hear you, sweetums..." I continued my assault until she was a pile of quivering laughter. Music to my ears. Crystal bells in the wind. Ah, but I'm waxing poetic.

I shift from tickling to carressing, and I lean in close. She just looks up at me with those pretty blue eyes, all flushed and breathing heavily. And people wonder why tickling is so much fun.

I just hover there for a while, smiling gently. She smiles back, knowing what's coming.

Every couple I've ever known has a special way of showing affection. Some hold hands, others a special kiss, whether it be on the forehead, eyelids, or neck. There are still others that use, shall we say, 'special equipment' to get their message of love across.

Me...I bite noses.

I take the tip of her nose in my teeth, gently. Pai responds by lightly biting my chin. We stay that way for a few moments. It's as if we're saying, 'You are mine, and I am yours.' At least that's what it feels like.

We finally break apart, our gazes never leaving one another. We both smile slightly. The mood has returned.

"You realize, of course," Pai said at length, "you're going to pay for that."

I grin. "Sorry, I don't seem to have any cash on me at the moment. Would you take a check?"

Her eyes narrow mischeviously. "A pound of flesh will do."

"Love, you've obviously mistaken my physical prowess for someone elses."

"Have I, now?"

And nothing more was said.

Needless to say, we slept late.

Chapter 6 (Dragonfly)

Chapter 5 | Chapter 7

The bar had been opened all of ten minutes. Veqin was just testing a newd rink combination of Royal Heesin and fine Vodka when the door opened, and a dark figure moved into the room.

Veqin looked up, his long, stringy blue hair falling out of his eyes for once.

"Hey, fella, what's the news?"

The figure moved into a corner table, and raised a black gloved hand. The fedora was tilted far over it's face, and the old, earth-style coat on the small but broad-shouldered frame gave nothing away. Veqin was annoyed.

"Hey, freak, what do you want to drink?" He called out. Veqin just knew it had to be the Ganlons. He hated Ganlons, always attempting to blend into cultures not their own, but could never understand the value of money... so they seldom used it. Veqin was not above throwing them out, and a small smile crept to his lips as he prepared himself for a sweet confrontation.

He waited for an answer, gliding a soft cloth over the chrome bar-top, the faded light of the cozy bar reflected in it's immaculate surface.

The door opened, and a young, female Xealdorian walked inside. She wasn't far from human herself, and Veqin decided that she must have had some Earthling in her blood... just like him. She smiled up at Veqin as she delivered his news disk, then lingered to look at the plants.

"You have real plants, Veqin N'Sador? How beautiful." She stood over a small fern, gazing at it in wonder. Veqin puffed up proudly and grinned. "Yes, I certainly do, and-"

"Than you're with the ERF!" She blurted, suddenly spinning on him and pointing a small handheld clamp. The traditional weapon of their kind, the Xealdorian's had managed to make a weapon so small that it eluded most detection devices. But the electrical power in one of those could easily subdue a half-human such as Veqir. He practically jumped back as he moved his hands high into the air.

"Whoa there!" He laughed nervously, despite the dark smile coming over the female's face, "I-I'm not! I swear, a friend gave this to me!"

Xealdorians and their obsession with natural life... man, if they couldn't duplicate it in their labs precisely, it shouldn't exist. She was going to steal it, that's for certain. The small fern... and all the plants in the bar. Veqin swore under his breath. This was going to be one heck of a day, first the Ganlon, now this!

She narrowed her bright orange eyes. "So you say, Veqin. Then you won't mind me confiscating these..." (Oh man, I knew it!)

A small but amused voice from the corner replied, "I mind."

She spun the clamp towards the figure. Veqin's eyes widened as he recognized the voice at once.

"Dragonfly!" He laughed, and the figure nodded. The Xealdorian moved swiftly over to the corner bar, and loomed over Veqin's long time friend.

"Dragonfly, eh? So you're the one that brought the plants!"

The fedora came off, as Dragonfly was used to doing in the presence of a lady...that, and blatant gawking was also sure to follow. Dragonfly looked up and smiled, her dark brown hair and wicked grin leering up at the Xealdorian, who blanched.

"Yeah, I'm Dragonfly. Can I buy you a drink?"

The Xealdorian's eyes widened, and she blushed most humanly before growing very irritated. "No! You're the E.R.F-"

"Ah ahhh," Dragonfly waggled a finger, interrupting, "we're the N.R.F., not just limited to Earth. Would you please accept my humble horticulture?"

The Xealdorian snarled and held out the clamp threateningly. "I can kill you, human, you know that?! I have been given orders by the Council about yo-"

"But you won't," Dragonfly said darkly, "because you can't hurt me with that thing." She reached up and clutched her whole fist around a large, spherical rock that was bound in wire around her neck. An odd energy filled the air, and the electricity fluttered and sparked. The clamp made a horrible high-pitched squeal, and shattered in the female's hands, who shrieked, surprised. She stormed out, frustrated, and the electricity stabilized.

"Hey, Dra- ah, Jenn-chan... nice move. You just can't get a woman to share a drink with you anywhere," Veqin teased, coming over and sitting by his human friend, relieved.

She smiled up at him and patted his shoulder cheerfully. "Sorry 'bout that, Veq. I'd hate to see you lose your plants again. You should stop allowing them in your bar." She hugged his shoulder, pulling the stone from her neck and putting it on the table top.

"Can you revive the cactus in the hallway? It's not doing so well... where have you been?"

She shrugged. "Everywhere. The spirits on the Nature Restoration Front are wanting me to go into space again. I have to go to this group, something about a Raven's Claw. It was shown to me in the stone."

Veqin looked down at the stone, which moved every now and then, independently. That thing gave him the creeps... natural stuff was way too unpredictable. Only a few fanatical people in this universe could (and wanted to) work with raw nature anymore. They paid the price... technology rejected them. Veqin had now seen how that weakness could be used as an advantage...

"Space? But won't you have to go by... shuttle?" He had images of the carrier exploding on contact with his friend. Veqin tried to hide a smile. He had an inspiration, and turned back to her. "I get it! You're supposed to go and explode their ship, right?"

Jenn-chan rolled her eyes at him. "No, that's what the stone's for! It blocks my... ah, technological impairment. But by covering it with my body, I can momentarily block it's control over _that_ little inconvenience." She sighed. "I'm supposed to leave tonight. I just came here to give you... this." She handed him a disk.

"This is..." his eyes grew wide. She nodded. "Just what you asked for... all the Budweiser and Taco Bell commercials of 1998, including the ones with the ugly little dog."

He beamed with joy and hugged her! "I hope that stone works as well as you say, I've been looking for these for years!"

He giddily ran back into the office area to look them over.

When he returned, she and the stone were gone, a single seed where she sat, the now healthy cactus in a warmer place by the window.

Chapter 7 (Draconan)

Chapter 6 | Chapter 8

On the edge of what humankind calls its solar system lies a ring of swirling, gaseous debris. A mini-nebulae of color and beauty, stretched into a ring by the laws of the physical universe. Scientists, as is their habit, have given it a rather bizarre name:

The Oort Cloud.

Discovered by scientists only within the last few decades, they began to theorize how it came to be. Popular opinion is that during the formation of the solar system, around the time Sol ignited, the growing gravity-well pulled in the surrounding "flotsam" that happened to be floating by. Most of what was pulled in became the planets that mankind are so familiar with. The remaining "leftovers" were left to drift about. Over time, they coalesced into the universe's view of 'ring-around-the-collar'. As it was said, this was the popular opinion at this time.

The real reason for its existence, however, is far more interesting.

--Excerpt from "Galactic Truths, Universal Lies"
by Dana M. Scully

*/Orbital "Halcyon + ON + ON" Mortal Kombat: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack */ (this is BGM for those that wonder ^_^)

"We'll be reaching OCC in seven minutes, Boss."

"Thanks, Ai."

The two voices were incongruous to their surroundings, considering the human viewpoint. They were both spoken at a point far past Pluto, within the vacuum of space, and the owners of those voices were currently traveling at speeds that would give even John Glenn the screaming willies. For most, it would be unthinkable to be able to accomplish such a thing.

To the Raven's Claw and her occupants, this was a walk to the corner store.

The captain/owner/friend of the Raven's Claw sat back comfortably, admiring the swirling expanse of color that presently occupied the main viewer of the bridge. Dressed in his casual wear--jeans and a light sweatshirt--he didn't try to pay attention to any one spot. He just let his mind drift as what he dubbed 'the ultimate trip-toy' worked its magic, drug-free.

Richard Woodward, Rich to his friends, Mr. PleaseDon'tHurtMe to those who weren't, and Special Operative of the White Shields of Jurai, stretched on his command couch. He had thrown out the command chair that was originally part of the bridge and replace d it with a plush, beige monstrosity that could easily seat four, seven if they were all good friends. The last thing he wanted was to project a stiff, stuffed-shirt attitude. Rich was good at his work, so he was allowed his eccentricities. Besides, walking around with Captain Kirk's posture had absolutely no appeal.

He'd only woken up about an hour ago. Ai had awakened him gently(she only used 1000 volts) and he let Pai sleep a little longer as the cyber-entity's voice firmly ushered him into a shower and the eating of breakfast, and now he simply waited until they reached their destination. He still felt a bit groggy, though. The dark-haired passenger didn't get as much sleep as he had planned, thanks to the unannounced arrival and 'antics' of his...

What?

....S.O.?

...Fiancee'?

...Did it really matter?

That thought made him smile. Whatever word was used, they were Together, and that was all that mattered. Unfortunately, it would be only another eighty-nine days and change until their 'work' separated them again. Then again, time wouldn't dare fly when Pai was having fun. And from what he could tell, she was planning on them both having a lot of it.

[Hell of a way to go...] he mused, snickering to himself.

(What was that, pink-boy?}

Whoops.

[Um...Just admiring the view outside, Pai.]

(A likely story. Love you, too.} She gave him the telepathic equivalent of a peck on the cheek. {I'll be in the tub for a bit and then I'll join you. Give OCC a wave for me.}

[Will do. Roger, over and out.]

(Heh.}

"REEEEAATCH!!"

"Guaahhhhh--!"

The young man shot up like a ramrod, throwing himself instinctively over the back of the command couch as the sound of someone trying very hard not to laugh(and failing miserably) reached his ears. Cursing rather loudly, he picked himself up from the deck and shot a cold glare at the screen.

"Are we awake, now, sleepy-head?" chided Ai from a little window at the corner of the picture. She was wearing her customary outfit with a small addition; a small, pink apron that read "KISS THE SHIP" with a heart shape below its text.

"Yes. Quite. Thank you ever so much," he drawled. "I hope there was a reason for that."

The young face grinned impishly. "Do I ever need one?"

"Touche'."

Ai's image flickered into full-screen. "Well, to be honest, you looked like you were dozing off again, and you want to be alert for OCC." She winked. "Not to mention it being funny as hell."

"Well, for your information, I was talking to Pai," he snarled.

"Oh." Her visage was pensive for a moment, her eyes downcast. He could've kicked himself. She was only trying to help, and she was never truly vicious about her pranks on him. So he settled for looking sheepish.

After a moment, she brightened. "Well, we're almost there. How's about we give them a ring? And no, we don't know them that well."

Rich snorted, his reply parried before he could respond. "Sure, why not? Get them on the horn...and, Ai?"

"Mm?"

"Sorry...I shouldn't have snapped at you."

"I know you are, dear." Ai smiled sweetly and vanished, reverting the screen to it's previous scene of the Cloud, leaving a slightly confused Rich to boot.

He shrugged after a bit and lets his eyes wander over the screen again, smirking slightly. As a kid he'd visited a planetarium, Moorehead if he remembered the name correctly, and listened as the intelligent-sounding narrator described the sight he now saw for real. How it had taken millions of years to form. How it marked the boundary of our solar system. Well, he'd been right about one thing...it was a boundary. But as to its age...

He chuckled slightly and wondered how many scientists would have a fit when they learned that the Oort Cloud was artificial.

That, and barely a century old.

Around the 1900's, when Marconi had sent his first radio signal across the English Channel, humans were too busy worrying about each other rather than the stars around them. Far too concerned with internal greed and lust for power , their race was still young in the scale of the cosmos. Yet, even then, it was evident that this particular race was destined for greater things...

If they survived.

If humankind destroyed itself, then it was of no consequence. Socio-galactic Darwinism, if you will. But there were other factors to consider. As with the nations of the Earth, there were hostile races in the galaxy. Races that would have no qualms about using its superior technology--read, weapons--for its conquest. And so, while Earth was still ignorant of its predicament, a shield was put into place. Just outside of the solar rim, its purpose was to protect our solar system from these hostile forces.

As Earth's technology progressed, slowly becoming aware of what was out there, a modification was made. Now it intercepts and monitors all transmissions that pass through it. It was thought if humans were to realize the truth prematurely, it would affect their natural growth and progress, most likely for the worst. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself surrounded by many different people that you'd never seen before, some not even remotely human-looking?

The shield was camoflauged from human telescopes, and deep-space probes...well, let's just say that all the data transmitted from them were happily supplied by beings with only humankind's best interests at heart. The human race will have to wait until i t's older. In about, say, four more years.

[That's funny. Ai should've gotten hold of them by now...]

"Ai? Have you contacted OCC yet?"

"Sorry, Boss," Ai's exasperated voice replied. "All I've been getting is interference."

"Open a channel, would you?" A small noise announced her compliance. "OCC, this is JSNV Raven's Claw. Respond."

Silence.

"Oort Cloud Control, this is Jurian Space-Naval Vessel Raven's Claw. Respond, please!"

Still nothing. This, he told himself, Does Not Bode Well.

"Mebbe they're out to lunch?" Ai offered.

"OCC is never left un-manned! What kind of..." he trailed off as he felt his skin suddenly begin to crawl. He could almost feel the hair on the back of his neck begin to rise. "Oh, shit...."

*/ Pink Floyd "The Dogs of War"(intro) A Momentary Lapse of Reason*/

"Boss? BOSS? What's wrong?"

His eyes were drawn of their own accord to the screen. The swirling gases simply hung there, masking what was inside. Inside? Hidden? No response from OCC. Can't see inside. Suddenly, he was hit with an overwhelming desire to...to...quack? No...duck. Duck?!

"Ai, Z-minus 1000 meters! NOW!"

The ship-mistress took a few cycles of her cyber-matrix to ponder a 'What the hell?', two more to analyze his increased heart-rate and brain-wave activity, and another three to collaberate her data with previous episodes of what he had called 'danger sense'. She then formulated a response. All in a few microseconds.

"HANG ON!"

Maneuvering thrusters flared to white-hot life as two bright, multi-colored comets broke free of the gaseous confines and streaked towards them. His eyes identified them in an instant. [Plasma torps!] A direct hit would only slightly cripple them. Two, however..

Rich felt his stomach lurch upward and his heels leave the deck as the ship's sudden inertia began to battle against the artificial gravity. "I don't care if I have to kiss the ceiling! Just as long as we evade those damn things! And get those shields up, just in case!" he yelled over the thunderous vibrations, his eyes glued to the projectiles, hoping to stare them into sluggishness.

The torpedos slowly--too slowly, dammit!--traveled up the main screen as Ai pushed the maneuvering jets far past their perscribed tolerances. Rich could almost hear her strain with the effort as the distance between shortened, then stopped, then slowly begin to widen. Just a bit more and...

He then felt a jerk as a tertiary thruster blew, then a secondary, unable to cope with the stresses. Ai shut them down, then quickly began compensating for the sudden change in pitch. Agonizing seconds ticked by, until finally:

"We're clear!" Ai appeared, sounding rather winded. "They'll pass us by completely at 800 meters positive-Z and burn out before they make Neptune orbit." She smiled weakly. "Thanks for the warning, Bwana. That would've really hurt."

Rich released the breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding. "You and me both, luv." He allowed himself a sigh of relief as he watched the two deadly missles pass harmlessly overhead.

They exploded.

"FUCK!!" He was pitched forward as the ship rocked violently from the twin blasts, getting a face-full of deck plating for his troubles. He got up slowly, shaking his head painfully, then snapped to full alertness. Whatever fired those things would want to make sure they hit their mark.

"Ai? Ai, damage report!" A pause. "C'mon, girl, gimme a pulse!" he pleaded.

"Ouch. *cough* I've been better." Ai's image flickered on. She was fully integrated throughout the ship, and any damage to the ship was reflected in her appearance. In human terms, she looked only slightly singed, but sported a rather nasty-looking bruise on her left cheek. "Shields at 26% and rising. Self-repair systems are still online. Nothing that I can't heal from, except..."

"Good," he cut her off, already in a dead-sprint from the bridge, down the corridor. He shouted over the hammering of his heart. "Keep your eyes open for any incoming craft, hostile or otherwise. Re-engage cloak and wait for my instructions." A look of suffused rage crossed his face for a moment, then was replaced by a mask of professionalism. As he stalked/ran down the hall to the turboshaft, controlled anger roiled out of him like a wave of bile. Anger at those who tried to kill them, and at himself.

[Proximity sensors], he told himself. He should have known. [No one can target a ship through the Oort, even _if_ OCC was downed. Which means someone's eye-balling us right now, just outside of visibility. Sloppy, sloppy, SLOPPY!]

{What in the Four Hells is going _on_?!?!} Pai's mind sent forcefully, almost sending him reeling. He stopped berating himself and focused on his guest. [Someone decided to take a potshot at us, OCC is not responding, and I'm stepping out to invoke some righteous pain on the shitheads who tried to do us in.] Then, with a cruel smirk forming on his lips, [Want in?]

{Damn right I do! They got soap in my eyes! Meet you in the bay.} With that, his link with her faded in to the background of his thoughts, and he resumed his march to the launch bay. Now, instead of a cold mask, he wore a much more chilling visage: an cruel smile of eagerness. Those who knew Rich feared this face and the dark promises it held, for this was the face reserved for those who were stupid enough to hurt his friends, and Gods help those who did that.

[Whoever you are, asshole, you just screwed with the wrong man.]

Chapter 8 (RedJen)

Chapter 7

More questions, no real answers...

My name is Jena, Jena Claire. I don't know how many times I sat at my desk and wondered why I went out that night. What could I have possibly hoped to accomplish that night? All I know is that I had to go. It didn't matter that going out alone that late was insane, not to mention dangerous. It didn't matter that I didn't know where I was going, because it was like all the times before.

Did you ever get the feeling that if you didn't do something; you knew something bad would happen? Some people have feelings of deja vu; I well, for as long as I can remember, I've gotten the feeling if I did something, then I'd regret the consequences later. Now the real problem with getting these feelings is that too many times, they've been right.

Many times, I've paused before leaving my apartment, unsure if I should take my umbrella, only to realize that according to the weather reports, there shouldn't be any rain. As I left, I'd think how funny it would be to be carrying around an umbrella on a clear day and then wish I had taken the umbrella later that day when it was pouring down rain on my way home. Now umbrellas are one thing, but that doesn't explain why on my way home from practice one night, I turned to my friend and told her to put on her seat belt, only to get in an accident 5 miles down the road. They said we would have been dead, except for our seat belts, all because of a feeling.

I digress; I was going to tell you how I ended up talking to the man posing as a shoe-shiner. I'm not sure I can tell you the whole story, I'm not sure I even know the whole story. I've always had the feeling that there was just a little bit more going on than people told me. Maybe that is why I'm always curious, maybe that is why this sixth sense, for lack of a better name, seemed to come in handy so many times. I've avoided more potential problems, by leaving in the nick of time than I care to count. I'm not especially adventurous, just overly curious.

My curiosity tends to bring out both the best and the worst in me. While I'm always trying to figure out the answer to the ultimate question (no not 42), I have a hard time not getting drawn into a good puzzle. That is probably the main reason I went down in search of someone I'd never seen or met before.

It all really started when I came to work for Imaginations Incorporated. Imagine Inc. is a dedicated to bringing together the greatest creative minds to dream up tomorrows inventions. Try and picture a techni-color dream, shared by the greatest imaginations. Imagine what could have happened in Leonardo da Vinci, Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, Benjamin Franklin and Ludwig van Beethoven were ever in the same room and collectively dreaming. The people who started Imagination Inc. dream of what would have happened and are determined to make the most out of the creative minds of our own time.

I am sorry to say that I am not one of the creative geniuses who have been brought together to dream up a new and better tomorrow. I am the one who comes along to make sure that things keep goings. I ask them questions when thy run out of direction, I keep things running. I ask "why not?" when they feel they've gone too far beyond the realm of rational comprehension. I would love to be one of the incredible minds that I see every day, but I've come to accept that I'm here for a reason. If I can't be a big dreamer, at least I can help to write the backdrop of theirs.

It is my job to find out what motivates the dreamers. I have an office in Imaginations main building, but most of my time is spent in the vault. The vault is every child's dream. Inside the vault contains profiles and histories of the greatest known minds to every roam the earth, along with anything that was ever rumored to have inspired them to dream. Paintings, poetry, sculptures, fiction, truth, history, diaries, music, animals, plants, toys and games can all be found within the vault. My favorite place inside the vault is a large stuffed chair, tucked in a corner, under a skylight. This is where I go to dream my little dreams and to lose myself.

The night I went in search of a stranger, I had been relaxing in my favorite chair. I had wandered into a different part of the vault that night. I'm not sure what had drawn me there, but I felt compelled toward a book I had never seen before. It looked to be very old, probably written in the 18th century, by the references made to the royal family at the time. What caught my attention was the true imagination of the author. He wrote of something called an Aldebaran Cluster beyond the stars. He also wrote of a shield encircling the earth's solar system. He wrote with longing for a home beyond the stars. As I sat there reading this man's dreams, I felt swept away and before I realized it, the sun had set and I was reaching to turn on the lap. As I stretched for the switch, a soft thud sounded on the floor.

After turning on the light, I bent down to find what had slipped to the floor. What I found surprised me. It was a small metal cylinder. As I turned the object around in my hand, all I could think was that it was unlike anything I had ever seen before. There was something that reminded me of hieroglyphics marked on the bottom of the object, but it didn't look like anything I'd ever seen before. Intrigued, I look to find where it had come from. As I moved things around, I noticed that the book I had been reading had a hollow spine, which the cylinder fit into perfectly. The book was obviously old, but the object couldn't have been created when the book was made. The only problem was that the book's spine had been sealed. The cylinder had to have been put into the book when it was bound. This was indeed becoming an intriguing puzzle.

Reading on, I read of a group of people called Arkosians. Not much was mentioned of them, but the writer painted a dark and forbidding picture of these people. Given to taking whatever they could, without regard for the people they were robbing, the Arkosians were to be feared and avoided. A cold shudder went through me as I finished reading about the Arkosians. I had one of those feelings that if something didn't happen, we were all going to be sorry. This went beyond taking my umbrella with me on a sunny day; I had the feeling that if I didn't do something all of us were going to pay the price. What the price was going to be, I wasn't sure, all I knew was that I wasn't prepared to pay it. And why did I get the feeling that stopping a large man in a black coat and hat was going to the difference between having a future and not.

Knowing that I wasn't going to be able to read any more that evening. I marked my place, closed the book, put it into my bag and headed for the door. Intent on going home and trying to read more of the book, I left Imagination Inc. for the evening.

On the way home, that feeling came over me again. I took the exit leading downtown instead of continuing on to my apartment. The feeling stayed with me as I wove my way through the streets until I spotted at man at the shoe station. I parked the car and went to get out, but before I could shut the door, something told me to take the cylinder I had found in the book.

I'm not sure who he was or why he needed the cylinder, but everything I knew told me that he needed the cylinder and he would be the one to face the dark man I had envisioned.

For the next week, I spent more and more time in the vault, looking for more clues to the Aldebaran Cluster and the people called Arkosians. Just as I was about to give up on finding anything, I found a drawing that reminded me of the markings on the cylinder. That the drawing was in a book of Chinese poetry only made the puzzle seem more incredible, not to mention that this book was older than the first one I had found.

The list of incredible things was growing. What started as an interesting diversion had grown to a larger list. I found mention of an Aldebaran Cluster, Arkosian, Oort clouds, and other pieces of science fiction that shouldn't have been conceived when they were written. The concept of transporters, straight out of Star Trek, was penned in 45 AD. Space travel described in 253 BC. The symbol that was inscribed on the bottom of the cylinder that started this entire search was also found in a photograph of Proto-Elamite writing from Elam, dated approximately 2900 BC. There were just too many links to the same puzzle scattered through time. Perhaps it was all coincidence, perhaps it wasn't, but for now, all I had found were more questions.

More questions, no real answers...

(Maybe some day, we'll get around to finishing this...)

September 16, 2002

General Wish List

(Updated: 10/15/2007)

There is an evil rumor (okay, it isn't a rumor) that shopping for me is about as fun as going to the dentist. I like to think that I'm such an individual that a single thing lacks the dimension to fully grasp the depth of my personality. Okay, that's just a line to make people laugh, although for some reason they don't seem to find it funny and have been known to try and punch me, while saying, "not funny." From time to time, I come across things that I think "Wow, that would be cool." I'll try and remember to put them here. This is in no way a solicitation, but my friends and family may find it of use and random people may find it interesting.

Good to Know/Favorites

  • Colors: Jewel tones
  • Types of Art:
    • Abstract with bright colors and strong lines
    • Abstract with soft colors and flowing, muted transitions
  • Flower: Purple Orchids
  • Birthstone: Emerald
  • Perfume: Dior Addict, Obsession, J'Adore, Pleasures, Eternity Purple Orchid, Sentiment
  • Music: Poe, Melissa Etheridge, U2, Violent Femes, Edie Brickell, Old Elton John, Billy Joel, Alison Krauss, Matchbox Twenty, Pink, No Doubt
  • Entertainment: Plays, Musicals, Concerts, Movies, Dancing, Jazz clubs, Most anything having to do with water
  • Love Heights and Rollercoasters
  • The smell of vanilla makes me sneeze.

Always Good Stuff

  • Interesting cooking ingredients (i.e. spices, oils, etc)
  • Wierd kitchen gadgets
  • Brain teaser puzzles/books
  • Soft textured things (pillows, blankets, throws)
  • Fun anklets/toe rings
  • Cookbooks

Favorite Stores (Gift Certificates)

  • Lerner New York
  • Borders/Barnes & Noble
  • Lowes/Home Depot
  • ZGallery
  • Bed Bath & Beyond/Linens N Things
  • Nordstroms
  • Kohls
  • Macy's
  • Williams Sonoma
  • Crate & Barrel

Movies/DVDs - Widescreen Version Preferred

  • American Beauty
  • Better Off Dead
  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
  • Clerks 2
  • Cold Comfort Farm
  • The Da Vinci Code
  • Dark City
  • Heathers
  • High Fidelity
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • Ice Age 2 - The Meltdown
  • Keeping the Faith
  • Lucky Number Slevin
  • M*A*S*H (Five Star Collection) - the original movie
  • Muppets
    • John Denver and the Muppets - Rocky Mountain Holiday
    • Muppets Magic: From The Ed Sullivan Show
    • A Muppet Family Christmas
  • My Cousin Vinny
  • Say Anything...
  • Sharpe's Complete Collection (starting Sean Bean)
  • Singing in the Rain (Two-Disc Special Edition)
  • Sixteen Candles
  • Star Trek
    • Star Trek - The Motion Picture
    • Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan
    • Star Trek III - The Search for Spock
    • Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home
    • Star Trek V - The Final Frontier
    • Star Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country
    • Star Trek - Generations
    • Star Trek - First Contact
    • Star Trek - Insurrection
    • Star Trek - Nemesis
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  • X-Men: The Last Stand

DVD Collections

  • Andromeda - Any Season
  • C.S.I. Crime Scene Investigation - Any Season
  • C.S.I. Miami - Any Season except Season 1
  • Dilbert - The Complete Series
  • Pretender - Any Season
  • M*A*S*H
    • M*A*S*H (Five Star Collection) - the original movie
    • Any Season(Collectors Edition)
  • Star Trek
    • The Original Series - Any Season
    • The Next Generation
      • Any except the Jean-Luc Picard Collection
    • Deep Space Nine - Any Season
    • Voyager - Any Season
    • Enterprise - Any Season
  • The Tick - the Entire Series

Music/CDs

  • 2002 ~ Sacred Well: Best of 2002
  • Billy Joel ~ Greatest Hits Vol. 3
  • Edie Brickell ~ The Ultimate Collection
  • Elton John ~ Greatest Hits 1970-2002
  • Matchbox Twenty ~ More Than You Think You Are
  • No Doubt ~ Rock Steady
  • U2 ~ U2 - The Best of 1990-2000 [Deluxe Limited Edition w/ Bonus DVD]
  • Various Artists ~ Instrumental Moods
  • Various Artists ~ Tranquil Moods: Ultimate New Age Collection

June 26, 2004

Another Zanuc victim

A Tale of woe from another Zanuc victim:

At the end of July '04, I will have moved the last site from their server to another hosting company.

On with the story...

About mid April 2003, with the limited knowledge of web hosting companies, I selected Zanuc to host the web page I was setting up. They were selected because of the following criteria:
1) 800 phone number
2) Pricing
3) Support promised (accessibility)
4) They are located in North Carolina (I wanted a US company)
I took out the plastic and setup the account. The automated reply contained this information:

NAMESERVER INFORMATION: NS1.ZANUC.COM: 216.134.YYY.YYY NS2.ZANUC.COM: 216.134.YYY.YYY BILLING & SUPPORT LOGIN: http://www.zanuc.com/billing/ Username: TOP SECRET password:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ________________________________________________

Please contact us if you have any questions about your account.

Thank you,

Billing Dept.
Zanuc Inc.
1-866-WEB-4040 support@zanuc.com
Date: 2003/04/18

As this was my first public web site with a hosting company, I entered my personal information for the account, not knowing that my name was used for the directory. I requested that changed via email. They ignored the first email, but responded to the second email. The second email was worded as reply or close this account that was created a few days ago.

They replied and changed the directory name. May 1st, the web page was resolving. The reply email was verbally sparse. I requested more information. Again, two emails and a reply or close the account message to get the information I requested.

Then came this message:

Date: Tue, 06 May 2003 17:13:52 -0400 From: Support Subject: Email Server Problems To: me@home.com Cc: support@zanuc.com

Dear (Customer),

We experienced problems with our zanuc mail servers that resulted in many dropped emails from May, 1 2003 trough May, 5 2003. This was not a customer effecting issue but we have found that a large number of support emails were dropped. If you had a support question or concern please resend the request so that we may assist you. We appoligize for this inconvience and have fixed the problem.

Thanks you,

Zanuc Support
Generated by ModernBill .:. Client Billing System[4.0.2 Build 7.1 T(S|E)

I thought, there is the problem, it was fixed, let's move on. I wanted to set up a second web site, and requested information on the process BEFORE I did something incorrectly. I received a reply without having to send a second email. Ah, they did get it fixed. I set up the second web site account. I get an emailed invoice:

Outstanding Balance:none You may login to view your invoice(s) online at any time: http://www.zanuc.com/billing/ Thank you, Billing Dept. Zanuc Inc. Date: 2003/05/13 Generated by ModernBill .:. Client Billing System [4.0.2 Build 7.1 T(S|E)

Where did the 800 number go??? I tried calling - I think there was an answer machine. That started a "concern" (flag going up). I wasn't having problems with the site at that time.

Later, the email request kept timimg out on the server for the hosted site. That's how I knew to check it out and that something was wrong. But no 800 number - I sent an email. This email was sent back, but not as a reply.

Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 15:05:30 -0400 From: support Subject: Ip address change

Dear Custmers,
Due to a server error your ip address has changed to 216.134.XXX.XXX Please use this new address instead of the 216.134.XXX.XXX address

Thank You,

Zanuc Support Team.
Generated by ModernBill .:. Client Billing System[4.0.2 Build 7.1 T(S|E)

The second account had the directory name "problem" also, but since it was never seen by the public, it didn't matter. After the second request, I get back:

The account must be deleted to change this information. You will need to re-upload all files. This directory is not seen by any one but you. Do you want us to proceed or is it ok as is? Thank You, Zanuc Support Team support@zanuc.com www.zanuc.com 1-888-WEB-4040

Ah! The 800 number is there, but a machine still answers. No more problems arose, so I setup another web site (that's three). Later, the 800 number is now closed down. I couldn't get the site submission option in the control panel for the site, to send information to search engines. I sent an email - reply - they are working on it.
One day, all web sites went down (this was the second time). Emailed support:

From: "Support" Subject: RE: Site search submission Date: Thu, 30 Oct 2003 01:55:31 -0500 You should be able to access it now

Thank You,
Zanuc Support Team
support@zanuc.com
http://www.zanuc.com

-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2003 1:52 AM
To: Support
Subject: RE: Site search submission

I still cannot get into the control panel to update.
XXXXXXXXXXXX web site will not allow checking mail.

A reply would be nice....

At 03:34 AM 10/17/2003 -0400, you wrote:

There was a kernel error around 11:00 EST on the server that you are hosted on. The error has been assessed and your sites have been restored. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Thank You,
Zanuc Support Team
support@zanuc.com
http://www.zanuc.com

-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, October 16, 2003 11:37 PM
To: Support
Subject: RE: Site search submission

I am not able to access the web sites - firstsite.com, secondsite.com and thirdsite.com.

What's up?

(That's twice the hosting server went down. I had to notify them to get it back up.)

Email was getting some response (not every time), challenges seem to be
resolved, the web sites were staying up, most of the time.

One month prior the one year anniversary, I get an email that requested
me to:

We just wanted to let you know that firstsite.com will soon expire (on XX/XX/2004). To renew this domain, please click on the following link:

Following that link and following the instructions would have resulted in additional funds for the domain registration, that Zanuc included in the initial six month subscription, and the following six month subscription.
I had previously sent a few emails about another issue and the response was not there. Soon after that, another email server message error had came out.

Cc: support@zanuc.com

Dear (Customer),

We experienced problems with our zanuc mail servers that resulted in many dropped emails from ......

This is getting old, lame, whatever term you use for it.

I sent an email requesting the same rates I was paying to continue having them host the web sites. No reply. Sent another after two days.

No reply.

As the date for closing an account was at hand, I sent an email from home and from the modern billing web page requesting that my account be closed, all prepaid sites continue to be hosted to the end of the prepaid period with no renewal. This request was sent with plenty of time outside that stated in the FAQ section of the web site to close an account. I NEVER received another reply or acknowledgment from them again, no matter how many emails I sent. They are continuing to send me invoices for the sites that have expired subscription. I have sent emails via the Modern Billing system on the web (this is hosted by their server, right?) to update and correct the information - no reply (except for the automated "we received your email") or correcting of the invoicing to date.

They didn't even give the courtesy of a reply. I agree, as a past subscriber, ZANUC SUCKS!!!!

1) Consistent disregard for the customer
2) Servers that apparently cannot deliver email or webmail to support
3) Server that fail, and you have to notify them that the server is down and needs attention.

YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED!!!!!

What I want:

I want the invoicing to stop, as requested on several occasions, and close the account as requested on several occasions. Click the mouse!!!

Robert

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