Father combats Natural Selection
Does this mean new building codes are coming?
For the first time in a while I felt inclined to discuss a topic this morning. Apparently, if your teenage son is stupid enough to try to leap from one 6 story parking deck to another, it is now the city’s fault for putting the structure there in the first place. That’s what one parent has decided to tell his family. When two teenage boys decided to be incredibly stupid and jump from one building to another, the first one managed the feat. The second teenager did not and fell six stories to the ground where upon impact suffered typical impact injuries, but was unfortunately not removed from the gene pool. His father has filled a lawsuit against the city which owns the one parking structure and the private company that owns the other. According to the father, the building owners should have prevented the teenagers from being almost terminally stupid and reckless. It is a good thing that the boys were not jumping from tree to tree, because I’m fairly certain that even the Pope is unable to respond to a subpoena addressed to God.
Perhaps I’m being too judgmental on this and jumping to conclusions. It is entirely possible that at the exact moment that the boy attempted his jump the building he was on (or the one he was jumping onto) suddenly suffered a structural failure and moved, thus causing the boy to be unable to hit his original target. It is possible, but somehow I doubt that’s what happened.
Is it any wonder we’ve got a generation of UnderPants Gnomes on our hands? I’m beginning to wonder if there are parents alive that still teach their children to be responsible for their own actions. I’ve seen a few genuine throwbacks that appear to be a softer, less cynical version of Gen-Xers, but those are few and I’m related to the majority of them so far.
Do we now need to change the building codes for parking structures so that teenage boys cannot hurt themselves? We’re treating them like infants and toddlers, is it any wonder they act like the world owes them whatever they want? The railings on stairways must be no more than 3 inches apart to avoid a child getting their head caught it in between them. Exactly how do you keep a teenager from being a teenager?
Can I get some more chlorine over here? The gene pool is getting scary!
