A Dozen Little Known WINDOWS 2000 ERROR MESSAGES
1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
5. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
6. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
7. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
8. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
9. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
10. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
11. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
12. User Error: Replace user.