RedJen's Rearview Mirror

How terribly appropriate

The World Is MINE!
Name: Special Clif
You will conquer: Asia (except for Japan, because it turns out their "police" have heavy weapons and attack helicopters).
Your title will be: Overlord
You will succeed by: Boring them to death.
Your Enforcers will be: Tyranids (from Warhammer 40k).
Your first act as ruler:Name a successor. Then have your successor killed (he was probably after your job).

I am beginning to be frightened by the relevance of the answers...

You will conquer: Daytime Television
Your title will be: Headmaster
You will succeed by: A massive spam campaign.
Your Enforcers will be: Grammaton Clerics (from Equilibrium)
Your first act as ruler: Take a nap.

Name: Desufnoc
You will conquer: the Entire World, except for the bits nobody wanted anyway.
Your title will be: Sir (regardless of gender)
You will succeed by: Tricking them into Nuking themselves.
Your Enforcers will be: Rainbow Six (from the Tom Clancy book of same name).
Your first act as ruler: Impose World Peace.

Name: Ranting Virgo
You will conquer: Europe (except for Russia... I mean, only a MORON would invade them in Winter).
Your title will be: Sultan
You will succeed by: Getting yourself elected (your only opponent was Jerry Springer).
Your Enforcers will be: Predators (from the Predator).
Your first act as ruler: Force Time Magazine to name you Person of the Century... no, the Millenium!